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orangeitnblack:

fuckyeah-alexvause:

o-i-t-n-b:

How to get a girlfriend:

  1. Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
  2. Nickname her “Dandelion”
  3. Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.

and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps

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Posted 6 days ago

a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

(Source: maximumbuttitude)

Posted 1 week ago
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I like it when it rains hard. It sounds like white noise everywhere, which is like silence but not empty.
Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (via girlnah)

(Source: iwanttocatchastar)

Posted 1 week ago

the-garden-of-delights:

"Summer is Incumen In" (also known as "Summer Has Come In") (1902) (detail) by Herbert Arnould Olivier (1861-1952).

Posted 1 week ago

themamafox:

eleutheromaniajourney:

trentaicedcoffee:

"The bracelet is infused with elements sourced from the highest and lowest points on Earth. The white ball, carrying water from Mt. Everest, and the black ball, holding mud from the Dead Sea, exist on opposite ends. A string of clear beads link the two, signifying that throughout life’s circular journey, your path is your own."

#graduation/birthdaypresent

The Lokai Bracelet

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thatfunnyblog:

basically how all female celebrities are treated by the media

(Source: versaceslut)

Posted 1 week ago

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

Posted 1 week ago

lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

(Source: wertheyouth)

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thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet