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shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

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iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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aconnormanning:

"So many of us choose our path out of fear disguised as practicality"

Actual idol

(Source: embraceyourboing)

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rosalarian:

greenonthursdays:

huffingtonpost:

WHY THIS WOMAN WOULD RATHER READ HARRY POTTER EROTICA THAN WATCH PORN

When spoken word artist Brenna Twohy tells you that she is an unabashed devotee of all things “Potterotica” — erotic fiction based in the magical universe of Harry Potter — your response probably shouldn’t be that her taste is “unrealistic.” 

Watch her full monologue here. 

(Source: National Poetry Slam uploaded by Button Poetry)

I’m happy to be getting to the point where I don’t have to feel weird about enjoying fanfiction, or having written a bunch of it. Partly it’s that the fandom experience has become more broadly shared. Partly it’s that I stopped giving a shit.

And as for why I like the porny sort of fanfiction, see above. She says it better.

I like sex with context. I like sex when it involves fully fleshed out characters. I like the backstories. I like feeling like these people do other things when they aren’t having sex.

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plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

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stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

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Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

(Source: child-of-thecosmos)

Posted 2 days ago

saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

(Source: renloras)

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ryclops:

one of the best hypothetical questions i have ever heard (source)

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dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

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lelaid:

braiker:

bethrevis:

US Constitution, First Amendment: The right to assemble, to have free speech, to have freedom of the press.

Ferguson Police: Kicks out media and limits protestors to a “First Amendment Area”image

funny, i thought the WHOLE COUNTRY was a first amendment area. silly me. 

Funny that when they do this I only hear about it on tumblr, but when they try to limit guns and the second amendment it literally becomes a congressional uproar.